There once was a handsome young actor;
While filming he fell off a tractor.
Though not in his script,
He went to Egypt,
To visit the Cairo-practor.

Teenage Joanie has arrogant airs,
And her favorite expression's "Who cares?!"
She is known for her lip
And is rumored to rip
All the DON'T REMOVE! tags from new chairs.

 - William N. Nesbit, P Jan '96 monthly

There once was a man from Arkansas,
Who had secrets not everyone saw.
But it's still not evident
Even though he's president
That Clinton's not wanted by the law.

-  Lawrence Craft

Last updated 97/08/29